#garlic bread supremacy

[todayontumblr]

Friday, November 17.

Garlic Bread.

What is there to say about garlic bread that hasn't been said already? It's Tumblr's signature dish, you know. Y'all have #garlic bread as entrée, as plat principal, as dessert. And to wash it all down? Why, liquefied garlic bread of course—freshly blended. *dabs mouth*

It is also a popular baked good in Skyrim. Exhibit A:

Go now. Eat garlic bread. Be merry x

[vanitythevantropist]

The three stages of Garlic Bread Consumerism:

[mydirtyvalentine]

ace folks rejoice my universities dining hall has garlic bread on the menu for tonight !!

[soggy-bred]

Garlic bread

[fallen-angels-go-to-hell]

Garlic on My Bread

Bread. The bread is so stale. But I love bread.

I don't know what's wrong. There is a great void between my feelings and my physical being. The emotional and biological self. I keep failing to see my target and I keep failing to realize that I don't like what I feel left out of. The entire reason I am not with them is because I don't like them. Why am I so keen on being accepted?

The way Bread craves the intimacy of Garlic. The way they flow together. The way the taste hits the right spots.

The love of my life, well at least I believe he is the love of my life, fills all these empty spots in me. But lately we have been drifting and I don't know why I am so scared to admit it. Once what used to be my everything is now just burnt golden flakes. Tasting bitter and ashy exactly like a burnt-out dish.

The Bread needs to learn how to live with itself. It needs to learn how to be better without Garlic. Without needing acceptance from butter. Without the many parsley grains atop it.

I think I need to work towards my goal without worrying about any of these things. And most importantly, the future with my family shouldn't be my priority. But instead, the future where I am working and independent should be what I must look out for. I need to be the best version of myself and I haven't been doing that lately. I have been too reliant on not only shr but also validation from my peers, acceptance into groups, a good reputation, and what not.

The Bread is going to have victory someday, if not for the rich, let it be for the poor. Garlic and butter alone do no good, but Bread alone is sufficient for millions of people. Bread has Strength, and that's all it needs.

[saebaragi]

garlic bread

[dearrosaceae]

Garlic bread >>>> every other bread

[iaintquittinyou]

I acctually need garlic bread rn (I'm hungry and tired af help)

I want to spam garlic bread in the ask box of every ace spec person on this app . I'm not kidding, this is my project, it's important, you can reblog, start chains under this post, do what you want, but if you're ace spec, write something in the comments or in the reblogs, so I will gift you some garlic bread. WRITE SOMETHING IN THE REBLOGS, ANYTHING, EVEN JUST "#garlic bread", otherwise I won't find you among all these notes

Let me know if you don't receive your garlic news in two days! I might miss some orders!

Btw I'm keeping a journal of my orders. I write your usernames, so I can remember the great people who supported this project

[wadowadow]

My little gremlin ass in my room thinking about garlic bread

I am literally going feral rn, those 3 accidental cans of cola are hitting me in the face like a brick rn. I have the sudden urge to have an elegant conversation about garlic bread and it's fanciness, i need to consume it as a side dish, as a main dish, as a dessert, as a drink AS EVERYTHING, GARLIC BREAD IS PLAGUING MY MIND!!!!🤬🥖🧄

[rosieuv]

Here's the beginning of the essay it typed out:

[todayontumblr]

[seb-in-the-shadows]

We had garlic bread today *wiggles brow*

YUMM! I love garlic bread! 🥰

Did you save me any? :3

[fandom-gremlin-1987]

First time eating Japanese milk bread with my friends!

@absolutesouptrash

[willow-asin-winnie]

joke's on you, I'm still fighting the pornbots

Somehow I have had to transition from blocking the pornbots to blocking accounts trying to recruit me to work for Fedex or Amazon. Why is this happening?

[sobeksewerrat]

I lost my old TMF sexuality/gender identity HC post and it needed to be updated anyway sooo i am remaking it

adding a cut cuz it's long and i dont want to be annoying while scrolling thru the tmf tag or whatecer

Jake: Bisexual, Transmasc (he/him) [i also love transfem jake but it isnt my personal hc]

Hailey: Lesbian, magigirl [i will never change this. I AM THE NO. 1 LESBIAN HAILEY TRUTHER]

Milly: Heteroromantic, Asexual, Genderfluid [ACE MILLY SUPREMACY]

Sean: Aromantic, Bisexual, Non-binary (he/they, prefers they/them) [I WILL MAKE PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE A-SPEC]

Zander: Gay, Transmasc [dont rlly wanna change anything for him other than the canon lol]

Luke: Pansexual, but now I know it's canon, hyper-cis

Drew: Biromantic, Asexual, Transmasc [AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ACE DREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, also I LOVE TRANSFEM DREW TOO BUT I HAD TO CHOOSE ONLY ONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]

Henry: Bisexual (female preference) , Transmasc [the transing of the jomies is real]

Liam: Omnisexual, Bigender (he/she/they) [I LOVE THE IDEA OF ACE LIAM CUZ MOST ACES ARE DIRTY-MINDED AS FUCK BUT I STILL NEED MORE CONVINCING TO HC AS SUCH]

Lia: Grayaromantic, pansexual, Transfem [F O R C E D T R A N S G E N D E R I S M]

Zoey: Bisexual (closeted, has a lot of internalized biphobia to deal with), Transfem [cis? what's that?]

Daisy: Pan-oriented, Demirose, Demigirl [demirose is a synonym for demiaroace]

Sadie: Oriented AroAce, Agender [A-SEPCIFICATION]

Elliot: Unlabeled romantic orientation, Orchidsexual, genderqueer [look up orchidsexual not adding the definition again]

Stacy: Biromantic, Aceflux, cisgender [stacy's garlic bread]

STACY'S MOM: HAS GOT IT GOING ON- [jk, imagine her being extremely aroace and just rejecting liam]

Max's trio: Ain't no way these bitches cishet; even if they had like 1 minute of screentime, i just know it in my bones

All of these are subject to change btw, except Hailey, never changing her being lesbian ever